The scoop on my shoop

Everyone has something - a thing that gives them grief.

For this I have a method - a method of relief.

It's really not that difficult. In fact, it's rather brief.

To give a shit, or not? - That's the question that is chief.

Control - it gets the best of us - as kids, we knew it not.

But as adults we've come to find - Control - it hits the spot.

This tool - it has its time and place - too often it is sought.

Why not just learn to love and live despite what life has taught?

I know - it really bothers you - this thing you think is grand.

Though things - they come by millions - as the million grains of sand.

Minimized, you'll find these things all graspable by hand.

But if you give a shit - It's in that shit that you must stand.